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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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whatamidoingeven:

sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here

hi

how are you

hope you’re enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking 

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seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

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me:hello darkness my old friend
darkness:do i know u

actionables:

calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour

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- “On the stand, what did Angela Merkel say to you?”

- “Uhm, I guess she simply said “Congratulations”… she did say something else, too, but I don’t know anymore… I’m currently still in another world, I still haven’t realised this yet.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

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